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Quantum of Solace (2008)

Posted by: vijayasimhabr on: November 28, 2008

Seriously?? Bond movie guys, you think you are doing the right thing?

Yes, you wanted to reboot, and you did it nicely, but why the fuck in hell, would you ruin everything you did?

Ten minutes into the movie I know I am gonna be bored. Your new director cannot direct action scenes. That conclusion I reached in 10 minutes. I kept waiting, the next scene is going to change my opinion. That scene never came. What is with the bad editing? Spend so much on stunts and all, and I never get to see a full shot.

I have my checklist (inside my head), which looks pretty sad.

Was there the gun barrel sequence? No.
Was there a catchy song with nude women visuals? No.
Did bond say, “Bond James Bond”? No
Did he get to use cool toys? Oh wait, No. I mean come on. If you are really doing a realistic movie, would it not make common sense, for Bond to at least have a car which has bullet proofing? So, MI6 is so short of funds, it is going let its best agent run around in a Car without even basic safety. That too, when he is escorting a critical lead. Stop bullshitting me.
Was there any smart lines and bedding involved? No.
Is the villain really a villain? No.
Does he even have a scary plan? No.
Was there even a single memorable scene? No.
Is this a James Bond movie, other than the lead characters name? No. I am sorry, it is not.
Was I at least entertained? No. I felt like sleeping, but since I had paid 200 bucks, I was forced stay awake to get my moneys worth.

This movie sucks. I will just assume that this movie was never made. Good luck with the next one.

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